In the realm of giraffes, there lived one named Grace,

A majestic creature with a peculiar trait to embrace.


With a long neck and spots upon her coat,

Grace had a habit that made her owners dote.


In the vast savannah, she'd roam so free,

But when it came to using the loo, there was no guarantee.


For poor Grace would poo, not just in the wild,

But also indoors, much to her owners' mild.


She'd trot through the house, leaving trails behind,

Her droppings scattered, oh what a find!


No carpet or corner was spared from her mess,

From living room to kitchen, she'd create distress.


Her owners, perplexed, tried to find a solution,

To prevent Grace's pooping spree, causing confusion.


They set up a designated spot outside,

A giraffe-sized toilet, with great pride.


But Grace, being a stubborn one, had her own plan,

To leave her gifts inside, wherever she can.


She'd ooze out a poo on the sofa, oh what a stink,

Or leave surprises in the hallway, without a blink.


Her owners would clean, with patience, though tested,

For a giraffe's antics cannot be easily bested.


But amidst the frustration and constant clean-up chore,

They couldn't help but adore that peculiar giraffe more.


Grace, you see, brought laughter and delight,

With her unpredictable pooping, day and night.


The house became a jungle, with surprises at hand,

Proof that a giraffe's bathroom habits can surely command.


So, if you ever encounter a giraffe named Grace,

Make sure to protect your home, just in case.


And remember, sometimes life's quirks are absurd,

But they bring joy and laughter, every turd!

A giraffe that would poo everywhere in the house


In the world of critters, a worm named Fred,

Had a tale quite silly, that must be said.


Through the fertile soil, he wriggled with grace,

But one day, poor Fred, had a bathroom chase.


With a wiggle and squirm, he felt the need,

To relieve his tummy, oh yes indeed.


But oh my, what a predicament he found,

No proper place to release upon the ground.


In desperate haste, embarrassment unfurled,

Fred became the worm who pooped in the world.


His fellow insects paused, quite taken aback,

For worms with pants were a strange, wacky track.


But Fred, undeterred, faced the giggles and stares,

He laughed at himself, with no hint of cares.


He embraced his mishap, with a newfound might,

Turning it into a moment of pure delight.


With his wormy friends, they all joined in the fun,

Dancing and laughing, under the warm sun.


For even a worm, with an oopsie of its own,

Can bring joy and laughter, when feeling alone.


So let Fred be a lesson, to poop with no shame,

In our quirks and mishaps, we're all the same.

A worm that pooped his pants

 In search of beauty, my heart finds repose,

As nature's wonders unfold in vibrant hues,

Each dawn, a vibrant symphony that grows,

Where morning mists caress the morning dews.


With whispered breezes, secrets softly shared,

The dormant flowers timidly arise,

Their petals delicate, with grace ensnared,

Touched by the sun, they reach for endless skies.


In twilight's tapestry, stars dance, entwined,

Their radiant gleam, a beacon in the night,

As Luna's silver light bathes humankind,

Her gentle touch, a lover's sweet delight.


Through timeless verses, poets may impart,

The magic of the world, to touch each heart.


As the national poetry contest calls,

I bring forth my soul's ink, an offering true,

In every strophe, my passion enthralls,

A sonnet born, deserving of its due.


In every line, my love for life's finesse,

As grace and beauty intertwine and gleam,

The sun's first warmth upon a morning's caress,

A tapestry of nature, vivid and serene.


Oh, Nature's gentle whispers, dear and near,

Inspiring Odes to grace these stanzas' reign,

To honor all that fills the heart with cheer,

And let immortal verse forever remain.


So, with humble words and heartfelt plea,

May this sonnet's essence set my spirit free.

Whispers of Nature's Symphony

 Amidst the concrete and steel,

A man dons his feathered appeal.

A penguin in heart, he takes to the sea,

Swimming free at Ontario Place, where he longs to be.


With flippers as wings, he glides through the waves,

As though the frigid Antarctic were the place he craves.

In the blue expanse, he finds his true home,

Free from the constraints of where he might roam.


The city around him fades away,

As he loses himself in the watery display.

The world above no longer his concern,

As he submerges into the aquatic churn.


With every stroke, he feels more alive,

As though this life is the one he should thrive.

The cold embrace of the water soothes his soul,

And his penguin spirit feels whole.


His heart beats with a tuxedoed rhythm,

As though it knows no other anthem.

For him, the waves are his choir,

And the sea his desired attire.


His flippers never tire,

As he swims with a determined fire.

The world may see him as a man,

But he knows he is more than that, and he takes his stand.


For in his heart, he is a penguin,

And nothing can stop him from swimming.

His love for the sea runs deep,

And in Ontario Place, his soul he keeps.


So if you see a penguin in the water,

Know that it is not a bother.

For it might just be the man you've seen,

Swimming in the waves, living his dream.

Swimming free at Ontario Place

 Fur so fluffy and black and white,

Loyal companions on arctic night.

A playfulness in every step,

Perfect swimmers, never to be outwrested.

Dancing on the ice without a care,

Oceans depths they dare.

Oddly dressed birds, oh so unique,

Determined to survive and never to seek

Lively creatures that never tire,

Endlessly swimming, soaring ever higher.

Penguin flapdoodle

Three penguin brothers, all so bold and true,

Born and raised upon the Antarctic blue.

They swam and played through ice and snow,

Their bond as brothers, stronger than any cold.


The first, a leader, with a heart of gold,

He guided his brothers, young and old.

With flippers strong and a steady pace,

He led them through the frozen waste.


The second, a jester, with a mischievous grin,

He brought laughter to his brothers, deep within.

With playful pranks and a cheerful cheer,

He lightened every heart, near and far, they'd hear.


The third, a scholar, with a curious mind,

He searched for knowledge, one book at a time.

With wisdom and grace, he'd share his tales,

Of the mysteries and secrets, of this Antarctic world.


Together they swam, through the icy sea,

Three penguin brothers, as close as can be.

And though the years may pass them by,

Their bond as brothers, will never die.


The seasons change, the ice melts and refreezes, but their bond will always remain as strong as ever, guiding them through life's challenges, and always be there to share in each other's joys, three penguin brothers forever united, their story a true ballad to friendship, family and brotherhood.

Three penguin brothers

In a land of ice and snow

Where the winds do loudly blow

There stood a penguin, small and meek

A creature out of place, so unique


He didn't like the cold, this one

He longed for warmth, under the sun

But fate had other plans, it seems

And so he lived out his days in dreams


He tried to brave the bitter cold

But in his heart, it made him old

His feathers couldn't keep him warm

And so his spirit began to mourn


He longed to swim in seas so blue

To feel the sand between his flippers, too

But all he had was ice and snow

And a heart that longed to let go


But still, he waddled every day

As if to make the most of his stay

Though his spirit was broken and sore

He kept moving forward, forever more


We mourn for the penguin who couldn't cope

With a life in the cold, without any hope

We'll miss his presence here, so strange and mild

And remember him always, with a heart full of sorrow and wild.


For though the ice and snow may chill,

And the winds may bring a bitter chill

It was not the cold that took his life

But a longing for a place where he'd feel right.

I remember penguin

There once was a penguin so spry

He could ride a bike, oh my!

With flippers so strong and so bold

He pedaled and cycled, never growing old


He rode through the streets, such a sight

People would stare, amazed at the flight

Of a penguin on wheels, so quick and so neat

A true cycling pro, on two feet


He cruised through the park, on his way

With a grin on his beak, come what may

And children would giggle and point with glee

At the penguin on a bike, so wild and free


He'd climb up the hills, with ease and grace

And glide down again, with a smile on his face

No challenge too great, for this cycling king

A penguin on two wheels, he could do anything


He rode and he rode, till the sun set

A true adventurer, with no regret

He's not like the other birds, with just two legs

This penguin on a bike, on the path he'll beg


So if you ever see a penguin on a bike

Don't be surprised, give him a like.

For he's a rare sight, in this world so vast

A penguin on two wheels, a true cyclist at last.

The penguin who could ride a bike

There once was a penguin, so drunk and so bold

He'd waddle and stumble, and never grow old

He'd guzzle and gulp, and slur his words too

He was a sight, so comical and true


He'd sway and he'd dance, and hoot and holler

He'd fall and he'd flop, and then stand up taller

He thought he was cool, this drunken bird

But to everyone else, he was just absurd


So if you see a penguin, all stumbling and slurred

Just know that he's had one drink too many, it's occurred

He'll sleep it off, and be back to normal soon

But until then, he'll be singing and swooning, and acting like a buffoon

The drunken penguin poem

Penguins waddle on the ice

In tuxedos black as night

Their feathers sleek and nice


They swim in icy seas

Diving deep, chasing fish

Their grace, it never cease


Their huddles keep them warm

Through long and lonely nights

Safe from winter's icy storm


But when the sun breaks through

They spread their wings and soar

Their joy, it is renew


So here's to penguins bold

Nature's tuxedoed kings

Their grace, it never grows old

Penguins waddle on the ice

Penguins love the cold

Everyone knows this to be true

But this one was unique

Going against the norm

Up on the mountain, so high

In a pair of skis, he'd glide

Never one to be outdone

Graceful and swift, he'd race

Along the snowy slopes

A natural, he was born to ski

Tuxedoed and triumphant, he'd go

In style, with flair and panache

No one could match his pace

A penguin born to ski

 Speeding down the hill

Feathers ruffling in the wind

Penguin on a growler


He grips the handle tight

Eyes fixed on the snowy path

Heart racing with excitement


Faster and faster he goes

Tilting left and right, he weaves

A dance on his board


Snow spraying in his wake

He hoots and hollers with glee

Penguin on a growler


He's a daredevil at heart

Thrill seeker, adventurer

Penguin on a growler


But when the ride is done

He waddles back to his home

Penguin on a growler

Penguin on a growler